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Sequester’s Unintended Consequences Will Cause Chaos

Posted on February 20, 2013 by michaelbalton

Washington, DC — The upside of the government’s sequester initiative is a $1.2 trillion reduction in the deficit. The downside is that the blunt force action will produce many unanticipated cuts and changes that will adversely affect every American. A … Continue reading →

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Mitt Romney launches a ‘War on Bankruptcy’

Posted on September 17, 2012 by michaelbalton

New York City – Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has declared war on what he says is the leading cause for America’s ongoing fiscal crisis — bankruptcy. In fact, Romney revealed that his entire economic/fiscal policy is tied to the … Continue reading →

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Over 12 Million New Jobs Found Locked in an Omaha Warehouse

Posted on July 6, 2012 by michaelbalton

Omaha, Nebraska – America’s frantic search for new jobs has hit the mother load. A team of Navy SEALs has uncovered and seized a long-forgotten human resource center, containing over 12.4 million private sector jobs. “At 1:09 AM, Greenwich Mean … Continue reading →

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