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Super Bowl Blackout Was No Accident, Pentagon Reports
New Orleans, Louisiana — The 35-minute power failure at this year’s Super Bowl was intentionally planned, according to US military officials, who revealed today that the outage was a failed test of a new Defense Department strategy. Called “Turn Out … Continue reading →
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Washington DC – The State Department has revoked the master spy privileges of disgraced former CIA director David Petraeus. That means the ex-general has lost all of his “00” espionage perks, including the highly prized “License to Kill.” “Because he … Continue reading →
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