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Yogurt Rescues the Greek Economy
Athens – Don’t stick a fork in Greece. Use a spoon instead, because the debt-riddled nation is about to emerge as Europe’s economic powerhouse, thanks to booming sales of Greek yogurt. “Greek yogurt has more protein than regular yogurt. It … Continue reading
Facing a debt burden that could enslave its citizens for decades to come, Greece has gone on the offensive, declaring it will halt the production of gyros worldwide if it’s not given a larger line of credit. “Go ahead and laugh, but I can assure you your local Greek diner or deli has at most a four-day supply of Gyro ingredients,” said Mikos Demetrius, Greece’s Minister of Sandwich Provisions. “Once that’s gone, you will no longer taste the deliciousness of the Gyro unless more credit is served up to Greece.”
New Greek Threat: More Credit for Us Or No More Gyros for You
New Greek Threat: More Credit for Us Or No More Gyros for You
Athens — Facing a debt burden that could enslave its citizens for decades to come, Greece has gone on the offensive, declaring it will halt the production of gyros worldwide if it’s not given a larger line of credit. “Go … Continue reading
Obama Turns Back the Debt Clock to Save the World
Washington DC – With the stroke of a pen, President Barack Obama has rescued the world from a catastrophic economic meltdown. The president signed into law today The Quantitative Time Act, effectively freeing every man, woman and child on the … Continue reading
Washington DC – With the stroke of a pen, President Barack Obama has rescued the world from a catastrophic economic meltdown. The president signed into law today The Quantitative Time Act, effectively freeing every man, woman and child on the planet from any debt that they might have signed-up for over the past three decades. Better known as the Cover Your Assets Directive, the new law resets the fiscal calendar to 30 years ago so that all banking and investment transactions are back dated to 1981. That means any car loan, mortgage, home equity line or other debt less than 30 years old has already been paid in full in the real-time world of 2011. “This is like daylight savings time on steroids,” Obama explained. “The … More…
Obama Turns Back The Debt Clock to Save the World
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