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Korean tyrant buys world domination plan from US defense firm
Pyongyang, North Korea — Spring is the season when a young man’s fancy turns toward world domination. And so it goes with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, who recently purchased a blueprint to take over the world from an … Continue reading
Donald Trump Creates A New Political Party — The Trumpets
New York — Just days after turning in his Republican membership card and secret decoder ring, real estate developer Donald Trump has launched his own personal political party. “It’s called the Trumpets, because I’m a guy who likes to toot … Continue reading
Just days after turning in his Republican membership card and secret decoder ring, real estate developer Donald Trump has launched his own personal political party. “It’s called the Trumpets, because I’m a guy who likes to toot his own horn,” Trump told a crowd of reporters at a hastily arranged press briefing. “Plus, Trumpets is a play on my name. So it shows how clever I am and that I have a sense of humor — a man of the people. I think the voters will like that.”
Donald Trump Creates A New Political Party — The Trumpets
Obama Turns Back the Debt Clock to Save the World
Washington DC – With the stroke of a pen, President Barack Obama has rescued the world from a catastrophic economic meltdown. The president signed into law today The Quantitative Time Act, effectively freeing every man, woman and child on the … Continue reading
Washington DC – With the stroke of a pen, President Barack Obama has rescued the world from a catastrophic economic meltdown. The president signed into law today The Quantitative Time Act, effectively freeing every man, woman and child on the planet from any debt that they might have signed-up for over the past three decades. Better known as the Cover Your Assets Directive, the new law resets the fiscal calendar to 30 years ago so that all banking and investment transactions are back dated to 1981. That means any car loan, mortgage, home equity line or other debt less than 30 years old has already been paid in full in the real-time world of 2011. “This is like daylight savings time on steroids,” Obama explained. “The … More…
Obama Turns Back The Debt Clock to Save the World
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