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CIA/NSA to ‘automate’ the 2016 Presidential Election

Posted on June 6, 2014 by michaelbalton

Vapor Lock, Virginia — The US government can expect a 100% voter turnout for the 2016 Presidential Election.  The reason: Democracy is going digital. America’s two surveillance powerhouses — the Central Intelligence Agency and the National Security Agency — are … Continue reading →

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Birth certificate typo reshapes Mitt Romney’s campaign

Posted on September 22, 2012 by michaelbalton

Washington, DC – A typographical error discovered on Mitt Romney’s birth certificate yesterday has reshaped the Republican nominee’s presidential campaign. Due to the omission of a single, small “m,” the document defines Romney as “a Moron” instead of “a Mormon.” … Continue reading →

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Obama Dumps Biden; Names Apple’s Siri As His Running Mate

Posted on June 18, 2012 by michaelbalton

Washington, DC — Faced with declining poll numbers and a withering economy, President Barack Obama has dropped Vice President Joe Biden from the Democratic presidential election ticket, selecting Apple’s digital assistant Siri as his new running mate. “A president needs … Continue reading →

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Republicans Battle Over How Far To Turn Back the Clock

Posted on January 11, 2012 by michaelbalton

Crossroads, South Carolina — Despite their endless bickering, the Republican presidential candidates all agree that they would like to take the nation back to a more gentler and prosperous era.  But they have very different views on what point in … Continue reading →

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Despite their endless bickering, the Republican presidential candidates all agree that they would like to take the nation back to a more gentler and prosperous era.  But they have very different views on what point in American’s history they should aim for.   Front-runner Mitt Romney, whose key political action committee is called Restore Our Future, seems to be targeting the early 80s,  judging from both his policy statements and his haircut. http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i103415

Posted on January 11, 2012 by michaelbalton

Republicans Battle On How Far To Turn Back the Clock

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