Tag Archives: government
It’s Pope Francis vs. the Eight Ball in a know-it-all shootout
New York City — What does Pope Francis have in common with The Magic Eight Ball? They both are infallible, possessing the magical ability of always providing the right answer at the right time. But there is one question that … Continue reading
McDonald’s Launches New Minimum Wage Menu
McDonaldland, USA — Bowing to pressure from minimum-wage maximization advocates, the McDonald’s Corporation today introduced a “more affordable” menu designed exclusively for workers at the bottom of the pay scale. “We can’t afford to raise the salaries of our … Continue reading
New Year delayed after Congress fails to reset date ceiling
Washington DC — America will have to spend an extra week in 2013, thanks to the latest congressional mishap. It seems that the House and Senate failed to reset what is known as “the date ceiling” before leaving on holiday … Continue reading
Sarah Palin introduces Tea Party’s healthcare package
Nome, Alaska — The Republican Tea Party can no longer be accused of not having an alternative to Obama Care, according to presidential contender Sarah Palin. The former Alaska governor this week introduced the party’s SAD program, an acronym that … Continue reading
Tea Party accused of turning John Boehner into a zombie
Washington DC — House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) has been forced to join “the cult of the living dead,” according to Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi and other congressional leaders. They charge that the Tea Party branch of the GOP has transformed … Continue reading
Low Approval Numbers Force the Tea Party to Change Its Brand (humor)
Washington, DC – Registering approval ratings as low as 22% in recent polls, the United States Tea Party would rather fright than quit. The reactionary wing of the GOP is changing its name from the Tea Party to the Costume … Continue reading
The Evening Snark 