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National Security Agency to shift from spying to matchmaking

Posted on November 7, 2013 by michaelbalton

CLASSIFIED —  The nation’s premier intelligence organization is getting out of the espionage game to become the world’s largest computer dating service, according to documents released today by super snitch Edward Snowden. At an undisclosed location,  on an unmentionable date, … Continue reading →

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The New York City Police Department has been shooting up the town, mowing down tourists, blasting unarmed motorists and popping harmless potheads on a regular basis. Fearing a federal investigation of his police force’s bad aim and nasty attitude, Mayor … Continue reading →

Posted on October 20, 2012 by michaelbalton | Leave a comment

Howard Beach, Queens – Tired of seeing their criminal gains decline due to a shrinking economy and legislative indifference, the leading organized crime families in America have joined forces to take over the US government.   “Youse won’t be hearing about government gridlock any more,” said Johnny “Sweet Toes” Baducci, the new Speaker of the House.    “That’s why they call us organized crime,” Baducci explained. “We keep things in order so everything goes okay, and everybody gets what’s coming to them. The people we replaced weren’t doing that.  I guess you can call them disorganized crime.” More…

Posted on September 24, 2011 by michaelbalton

Organized crime steps in to ‘organize’ the US government

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