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Pope Francis launches the Miracle Waffle Iron

Posted on July 1, 2014 by michaelbalton

-Had it with dry, tasteless communion hosts? – It’s time for a miracle. A Miracle Waffle Iron, that is -Transubstantiates the morning Mass into a meal -“This is my body. This is my maple syrup.” -Purgatory safe -Available wherever plenary … Continue reading →

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