Tag Archives: Alex Rodriguez

A-Rod’s Lost Season: His Top 10 To-Do List

Posted on January 12, 2014 by michaelbalton

Alex Rodriguez has wasted no time in creating a productive agenda for his year out of the  lineup. Here are the top 10 action items on A-Rod’s A-list: 1. Write an autobiography. Working title: “Stop Needling Me.” 2. Check the … Continue reading →

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A-Rod To Open A Chain Of Cheating Clinics

Posted on August 4, 2013 by michaelbalton

Trenton, New Jersey — Alex Rodriguez plans to put his experience as a professional cheater to work. He announced today the creation of Cheat America, a national network of storefront clinics, providing products and services that help cheaters prosper. “Cheating … Continue reading →

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