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A-Rod To Open A Chain Of Cheating Clinics
Trenton, New Jersey — Alex Rodriguez plans to put his experience as a professional cheater to work. He announced today the creation of Cheat America, a national network of storefront clinics, providing products and services that help cheaters prosper. “Cheating … Continue reading
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Emergency Priests To Keep Dreamliners Flying
Chicago — Boeing’s jumbo jet of the future, the new 787 Dreamliner, will be flying with a 2000 year-old safety device starting next month. The jet plane maker plans to equip every 787 with a Catholic priest, assigned to pray … Continue reading
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Tagged Boeing, Catholic, defense budget, Dreamliner, drone, emergency, matrix, military-industrial complex, Politics, Safety
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