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Mr. Met Traded to the Cubs For a Year’s Supply of Steroids
Flushing, New York — Desperate to improve a team that has become the laughing stock of major league baseball, the New York Mets have traded their beloved mascot, Mr. Met, to the Chicago Cubs in exchange for a shipment of … Continue reading
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A-Rod To Open A Chain Of Cheating Clinics
Trenton, New Jersey — Alex Rodriguez plans to put his experience as a professional cheater to work. He announced today the creation of Cheat America, a national network of storefront clinics, providing products and services that help cheaters prosper. “Cheating … Continue reading
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The forecast for Detroit is partly cloudy, but the remaining games of the American League Division Series between the New York Yankees and Detroit Tigers will be played in an off and on downpour. The wet weather guarantee is being issued by baseball commissioner Bud Selig. The major league boss has ordered the sprinkling system in Comerica Park turned on full force during every other inning of tonight’s game.
Yankees/Tigers playoff games will be played in the ‘rain’
The Evening Snark 