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Mr. Met Traded to the Cubs For a Year’s Supply of Steroids
Flushing, New York — Desperate to improve a team that has become the laughing stock of major league baseball, the New York Mets have traded their beloved mascot, Mr. Met, to the Chicago Cubs in exchange for a shipment of … Continue reading
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