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As his missteps mount, Mets manager holds a closed-door meeting with himself
Flushing, New York — New York Mets Manager Terry Collins was mad as hell at his team’s subpar performance in recent weeks, much of which was caused by his own mistakes. So he called for a special closed-door meeting that … Continue reading
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Tagged Citi Field, major league baseball, manager, National League, New York Mets, Sandy Alderson, satire, sports, Terry Collins
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Mr. Met Traded to the Cubs For a Year’s Supply of Steroids
Flushing, New York — Desperate to improve a team that has become the laughing stock of major league baseball, the New York Mets have traded their beloved mascot, Mr. Met, to the Chicago Cubs in exchange for a shipment of … Continue reading
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Tagged Bud Selig, Daniel Murphy, Fred Wilpon, major league baseball, MLB, New York Mets, performance-enhancing drugs, sports, steroids
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New York Mets put the entire team on the Disabled List
Flushing, New York — With their superstar pitcher going down with a serious elbow ailment, the New York Mets have placed every one of its players on the 365 day Disabled List, essentially shutting down the team until further notice. … Continue reading
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Tagged Citi Field, disabled list, major league baseball, Matt Harvey, New York Mets, Politics, Sandy Alderson, sports, Terry Collins
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The Evening Snark 