Tag Archives: Hillary Clinton
It’s Pope Francis vs. the Eight Ball in a know-it-all shootout
New York City — What does Pope Francis have in common with The Magic Eight Ball? They both are infallible, possessing the magical ability of always providing the right answer at the right time. But there is one question that … Continue reading
Weiner’s Wiener Reports The News
This is Anthony Weiner’s Wiener reporting from New York. We seem to have misplaced our communications director and campaign manager, so I’ll take over those roles starting now. Item 1. Bill and Hillary paid us a visit last night. … Continue reading
Secretary Of State Hillary Clinton has begun transforming her diplomatic corp’s global network of embassies and consulates into the world’s largest International House of Pancakes chain. “Let’s face it, there are major problems in every nation in which we maintain a US presence,” Clinton told a stunned press conference. “And we don’t have the slightest clue about solving any of them. Hell, we’re having enough trouble keeping our own government afloat.
Hillary Clinton Converting US Embassies into IHOPs
Hillary Clinton Converting US Embassies into IHOPs
Washington DC — Secretary Of State Hillary Clinton has begun transforming her diplomatic corp’s global network of embassies and consulates into the world’s largest International House of Pancakes chain. “Let’s face it, there are major problems in every nation in … Continue reading
The Evening Snark 