Tag Archives: Terry Collins

As his missteps mount, Mets manager holds a closed-door meeting with himself

Posted on May 19, 2014 by michaelbalton

Flushing, New York — New York Mets Manager Terry Collins was mad as hell at his team’s subpar performance in recent weeks, much of which was caused by his own mistakes. So he called for a special closed-door meeting that … Continue reading →

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New York Mets put the entire team on the Disabled List

Posted on August 27, 2013 by michaelbalton

Flushing, New York — With their superstar pitcher going down with a serious elbow ailment, the New York Mets have placed every one of  its players on the 365 day Disabled List, essentially shutting down the team until further notice. … Continue reading →

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Edward Snowden to Spy for the New York Mets

Posted on June 25, 2013 by michaelbalton

Looking to even up their below .500 record before the end of the  season, the New York Mets have added an espionage expert to their roster.   He is the whistle-blowing traitor, Edward Snowden,  and he will join the team … Continue reading →

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