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Tag Archives: Citi Field
As his missteps mount, Mets manager holds a closed-door meeting with himself
Flushing, New York — New York Mets Manager Terry Collins was mad as hell at his team’s subpar performance in recent weeks, much of which was caused by his own mistakes. So he called for a special closed-door meeting that … Continue reading
Posted in Analysis, Comedy, Current Events, entertainment, Funny, Gossip, Humor, News, Satire, sports
Tagged Citi Field, major league baseball, manager, National League, New York Mets, Sandy Alderson, satire, sports, Terry Collins
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New York Mets down to one last fan
New York Mets down to one last fan : Flushing New York The New York Mets have been a disaster at the plate an abomination on the mound and a catastrophe in the field Yet theyve always managed to attract … Continue reading
Posted in Analysis, Comedy, Current Events, entertainment, Funny, Humor, News, politics, Satire, sports, Uncategorized
Tagged baseball, bingo, Citi Field, He beads, New York Mets, Religion, satire
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New York Mets put the entire team on the Disabled List
Flushing, New York — With their superstar pitcher going down with a serious elbow ailment, the New York Mets have placed every one of its players on the 365 day Disabled List, essentially shutting down the team until further notice. … Continue reading
Posted in Analysis, Comedy, Current Events, entertainment, Funny, Gossip, Humor, News, politics, Satire, sports, Uncategorized, World news
Tagged Citi Field, disabled list, major league baseball, Matt Harvey, New York Mets, Politics, Sandy Alderson, sports, Terry Collins
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Edward Snowden to Spy for the New York Mets
Looking to even up their below .500 record before the end of the season, the New York Mets have added an espionage expert to their roster. He is the whistle-blowing traitor, Edward Snowden, and he will join the team … Continue reading
Posted in Analysis, Comedy, Current Events, Funny, Gossip, Humor, News, politics, Satire, sports
Tagged baseball, Citi Field, Ed Snowden, Fred Wilpon, funny, New York Mets, Sandy Alderson, satire, spy, Terry Collins
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The 10 sure signs you’re playing for the Mets
It’s hard enough being a Mets fan, putting up with a Scrooge of an owner and a stooge of a general manager. Imagine playing for this talentless team. Put yourself in their bargain store spikes and consider the 10 top … Continue reading
Posted in Analysis, Comedy, Current Events, entertainment, Funny, Gossip, Humor, News, Satire, sports, Uncategorized, World news
Tagged baseball, Bernie Madoff, Citi Field, flushing, Fred Wilpon, New York Mets, satire, sports, steroids, Sunny D
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New York Mets take away 11 ‘positives’ from the 2012 season
New York – With their season running off the rails, the New York Mets have already started to take a look back at the year to see what positives can be salvaged from the train wreck. They found 11: 1. … Continue reading
Posted in Analysis, Comedy, Current Events, Funny, Humor, News, Satire, sports, Uncategorized
Tagged baseball, Bernie Madoff, Citi Field, Fred Wilpon, humor, Mr. Met, New York Mets, Ponzi, satire, sports
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