Tag Archives: government
Top 10 Ways To Annoy The Tea Party
The Tea Party is a group of political hacks who have hijacked Congress, shut down the government, and polluted vast stretches of the Infosphere with their antisocial notions and out of order tactics. Sure, they were entertaining at first, offering … Continue reading
Top 10 retirement suggestions for Mayor Bloomberg
New York City – Michael Bloomberg is just weeks away from being forced out of office by an angry mob. (At least that’s the way most envision his departure.) The mayor’s forthcoming departure raises the question: What’s Mad Mike going … Continue reading
Bloomberg wants to turn New York into a nudist camp
New York — Hold on to your hat… and your pants and shirt as well. The outgoing mayor is calling on his subjects to strip naked with the goal of turning New York City into the world’s largest nudist … Continue reading
Weiner’s Wiener Reports The News
This is Anthony Weiner’s Wiener reporting from New York. We seem to have misplaced our communications director and campaign manager, so I’ll take over those roles starting now. Item 1. Bill and Hillary paid us a visit last night. … Continue reading
Weiner’s ‘Carlos Danger’ Ready to Rescue America
New York City — Carlos Danger, an anti-hero created by mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner, is poised to get the nation moving again. His mission is to serve as America’s super scapegoat, accepting the blame for all that is wrong with … Continue reading
Bada Boom: Mafia Put in Charge of U.S. Drones
Washington, DC — Under growing criticism for using remote-controlled aircraft to hunt down and kill suspected terrorists, the Defense Department has transferred its top-secret aerial assassination program to the Mafia. “Anybody got any complaints now?” demanded Giuseppe “Glue Gun” Tedesco, … Continue reading
Bloomberg Picking a Puppet For Mayor
New York – With less than a year left on his tainted third term, Mayor Michael Bloomberg is personally selecting a successor — auditioning puppet candidates for the mayoral elections that will be held this fall. The lineup of possibilities … Continue reading
Congress to Star in a Super Bowl Commercial
Hollywood – Faced with the lowest approval rating in the history of approval ratings, the United States Congress plans to promote itself with a television ad produced specifically to run during the Super Bowl. “Everybody keeps making fun of us,” … Continue reading
New iPhone App Makes Congress More Responsive
Washington DC – Americans may soon be using their smart phones to force the Federal government to be more sensitive to their needs and opinions. The new, higher level of democracy comes thanks to a recently introduced iPhone app, called … Continue reading
Bloomberg Confuses Gun Rights With Gay Rights & Blows His Brains Out
New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg was released from Bellevue Hospital today after being treated for what’s being called “a firearm mishap.” It appears that the mayor mistook a pistol for a penis and discharged the gun into his cranium. … Continue reading
The Evening Snark 