Tag Archives: John Boehner
New Year delayed after Congress fails to reset date ceiling
Washington DC — America will have to spend an extra week in 2013, thanks to the latest congressional mishap. It seems that the House and Senate failed to reset what is known as “the date ceiling” before leaving on holiday … Continue reading
Tea Party accused of turning John Boehner into a zombie
Washington DC — House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) has been forced to join “the cult of the living dead,” according to Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi and other congressional leaders. They charge that the Tea Party branch of the GOP has transformed … Continue reading
Low Approval Numbers Force the Tea Party to Change Its Brand (humor)
Washington, DC – Registering approval ratings as low as 22% in recent polls, the United States Tea Party would rather fright than quit. The reactionary wing of the GOP is changing its name from the Tea Party to the Costume … Continue reading
Top 10 Ways To Annoy The Tea Party
The Tea Party is a group of political hacks who have hijacked Congress, shut down the government, and polluted vast stretches of the Infosphere with their antisocial notions and out of order tactics. Sure, they were entertaining at first, offering … Continue reading
Congress reshapes itself into a TV quiz show (humor)
Washington, DC – Come on down. It’s time to play “America’s.Got Congress” –television’s first ever legislative quiz show. That’s the battle cry you’ll hear every weekday afternoon, thanks to a new law that turned the Senate and the House of … Continue reading
Congress approves ‘Rights Rationing’ to balance liberty and security
Washington DC — With the nation trembling from recent threats by film critics, pressure cooker salesmen, wise guy journalists and wanna-be movie stars, enforcement agencies are demanding greater authority to monitor and control America. Meanwhile, civil libertarians caution that by … Continue reading
Attorney General Holder orders America to turn itself in
Washington, DC — The Obama Administration’s top lawman has officially arrested the entire population of the United States. In an unprecedented Justice Department directive, Attorney General Eric Holder outlined a plan to imprison every American citizen above the age of … Continue reading
Congress to Star in a Super Bowl Commercial
Hollywood – Faced with the lowest approval rating in the history of approval ratings, the United States Congress plans to promote itself with a television ad produced specifically to run during the Super Bowl. “Everybody keeps making fun of us,” … Continue reading
New iPhone App Makes Congress More Responsive
Washington DC – Americans may soon be using their smart phones to force the Federal government to be more sensitive to their needs and opinions. The new, higher level of democracy comes thanks to a recently introduced iPhone app, called … Continue reading
The Evening Snark 