Tag Archives: Nancy Pelosi
Tea Party accused of turning John Boehner into a zombie
Washington DC — House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) has been forced to join “the cult of the living dead,” according to Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi and other congressional leaders. They charge that the Tea Party branch of the GOP has transformed … Continue reading
Congress to Star in a Super Bowl Commercial
Hollywood – Faced with the lowest approval rating in the history of approval ratings, the United States Congress plans to promote itself with a television ad produced specifically to run during the Super Bowl. “Everybody keeps making fun of us,” … Continue reading
Akin’s rape delusions expose a ‘Congress of Crazies’
Washington DC – Rep. Todd Akin’s recent comments about rape and abortion indicate that he is better suited for long-term stay in a psychiatric ward than he is for a Senate seat. Specifically, he told a television interviewer that in … Continue reading
China wants its money back, and it wants it now. Not surprisingly, the target of the Communist nation’s demands is conservative poster boy John Boehner (R-Ohio), the Speaker of the House. Things are getting so bad, Boehner has asked the FBI for protection. His main problem: a collection agency is aggressively pursuing him to repay upwards of $1.2 trillion in debt. … More…
Collection agency goes after House Speaker John Boehner
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