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Pope Launches ‘Moses‘ — New Holy-Tasking Tablet for Catholics
Vatican City — Dressed more like Steve Jobs than St. Steven, Pope Benedict XVI introduced the Catholic Church’s answer to Apple’s iPad today, devoting his audience in St. Peter’s Square to the global launch of the Moses Multi-Task Tablet. “Anyone … Continue reading
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Almost three months after his death, Steve Jobs continues to head Apple Inc., controlling the company from his special place in Hell through a combination of Wi-Fi, G4 and supernatural workarounds. “I made a pact with the devil years ago,” the deceased executive explained. “I told him he could have my immortal soul if he killed off Flash. I have to say, Satan is a man of his word. I arrived here in October, and by November, Adobe was announcing its phaseout of that piece of garbage software.”
Steve Jobs Still Running Apple — From Hell
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Steve Jobs Still Running Apple — From Hell
Cupertino, California — Almost three months after his death, Steve Jobs continues to head Apple Inc., controlling the company from his special place in Hell through a combination of Wi-Fi, G4 and supernatural workarounds. “I made a pact with the … Continue reading
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