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Apple Says It’s Time for a ‘Smart Wristwatch’
Cupertino, California — Top secret patent papers, leaked during a sequestered privacy spill, have revealed that Apple has chosen to design a ‘smart watch’ as the innovation that will save the company. Shaped in the form of chrome apple, the … Continue reading
Pope Launches ‘Moses‘ — New Holy-Tasking Tablet for Catholics
Vatican City — Dressed more like Steve Jobs than St. Steven, Pope Benedict XVI introduced the Catholic Church’s answer to Apple’s iPad today, devoting his audience in St. Peter’s Square to the global launch of the Moses Multi-Task Tablet. “Anyone … Continue reading
China Sending Men to the Moon to Build a Lunar iPad Factory
Beijing — China has revealed the purpose of its manned missions to the moon. The Chinese want to construct their next electronics assembly plant there as the first step toward using the moon as a manufacturing zone. “It’s no secret … Continue reading
China has revealed the purpose of its manned missions to the moon. The Chinese want to construct their next electronics assembly plant there as the first step toward using the moon as a manufacturing zone. “It’s no secret that our country is running out of room and resources here on Earth,” said Pon Singh, Director of the Chinese space agency Flaming Dragon In The Heavens. “We have two choices: colonize the moon or invade America. We quickly realized that destroying our number one customer is not in our best interest. So it’s hello moon.”
China Sending Men to the Moon to Build a Lunar iPad Factory
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