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New Year delayed after Congress fails to reset date ceiling
Washington DC — America will have to spend an extra week in 2013, thanks to the latest congressional mishap. It seems that the House and Senate failed to reset what is known as “the date ceiling” before leaving on holiday … Continue reading
Tea Party accused of turning John Boehner into a zombie
Washington DC — House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) has been forced to join “the cult of the living dead,” according to Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi and other congressional leaders. They charge that the Tea Party branch of the GOP has transformed … Continue reading
NFL officials to referee Congress
Washington DC – The National Football League has volunteered its squad of on-field officials to “referee” Congress. In announcing the arrangement, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell noted that his army of referees, field judges, umpires, linesmen, and chain gang inmates is … Continue reading
Low Approval Numbers Force the Tea Party to Change Its Brand (humor)
Washington, DC – Registering approval ratings as low as 22% in recent polls, the United States Tea Party would rather fright than quit. The reactionary wing of the GOP is changing its name from the Tea Party to the Costume … Continue reading
The Evening Snark 