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New Year delayed after Congress fails to reset date ceiling
Washington DC — America will have to spend an extra week in 2013, thanks to the latest congressional mishap. It seems that the House and Senate failed to reset what is known as “the date ceiling” before leaving on holiday … Continue reading
Congress reshapes itself into a TV quiz show (humor)
Washington, DC – Come on down. It’s time to play “America’s.Got Congress” –television’s first ever legislative quiz show. That’s the battle cry you’ll hear every weekday afternoon, thanks to a new law that turned the Senate and the House of … Continue reading
Republicans Unveil a Do-It-Yourself Healthcare Plan
Washington DC – Desperate to take the lead in the nation’s never-ending healthcare debate, Congressional Republicans are massing behind an initiative that would provide all Americans with a do-it-yourself medical kit containing everything they need to be their own physician. … Continue reading
Washington, DC – Americans are betting that they can select a better president by chance than by choice. The presidential elections, which were scheduled for next November, have been replaced by the nation’s first Presidential Lottery. The new rules are simple. “Voters” can buy as many Presidential Lottery tickets as they can afford. Then on “Election Day.” a random drawing will be conducted, with the holder of the winning ticket named President of the United States.
Presidential Lottery to Replace Elections: May the Best Bet Win
Presidential Lottery to Replace Elections: May the Best Bet Win
Washington, DC – Americans are betting that they can select a better president by chance than by choice. The presidential elections, which were scheduled for next November, have been replaced by the nation’s first Presidential Lottery. The new rules are … Continue reading
It’s Official: Wall Street Has Become a Religion
New York – The international financial industry now controls Heaven as well as Hell. After years of behind-the-scenes maneuvering and back room deals, Wall Street officially became a major religion of the world this morning. With a hierarchy mirroring that … Continue reading
It’s Official: Wall Street Has Become a Religion
New York – The international financial industry now controls Heaven as well as Hell. After years of behind-the-scenes maneuvering and back room deals, Wall Street officially became a major religion of the world this morning. With a hierarchy mirroring that … Continue reading
It’s Official: Wall Street Has Become a Religion
New York – The international financial industry now controls Heaven as well as Hell. After years of behind-the-scenes maneuvering and back room deals, Wall Street officially became a major religion of the world this morning. With a hierarchy mirroring that … Continue reading
Perry and Cain Check-In to the Ronald Reagan Memory Clinic
Simi Valley, California – Republican presidential contenders Rick Perry and Herman Cain have checked themselves into the Ronald Reagan Clinic for Memory Intervention. Publicly embarrassed by critical memory lapses last week, the two candidates are scheduled for a week of … Continue reading
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